Ministry of Magic declaration, part 1

[alt_terry]

boot is told to copy out the following

boot is to say that he and his friend hermione granger are nothing but filthy mudbloods

and that he is copying this out so that boot will know exactly what that means

a lot to copy so boot must do in several parts

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The MINISTRY OF MAGIC ("MOM"), the naturally ordained organ of government endowed by inalienable right of superiority and by rule of law under the LORD PROTECTOR, does hereby set down its principles for the proper regulation of the SUBJECTS of the NEW UNITED KINGDOM:

WHEREAS the only true SUBJECTS of these lands are those possessors of natural MAGIC, known hereafter as true WIZARDS and WITCHES (see: Definition - HUMAN);

WHEREAS for the better ordering of society and protection of PURITY the MINISTRY OF MAGIC is hereby granted complete jurisdiction and control over those who are not true SUBJECTS, including:

MUGGLES (See MOM Publ. 3344) (See: Definition - MUGGLE, synonym Animal (or) non-HUMAN);
SQUIBS (see MOM Publ. 3366);
MUDBLOODS (see MOM Publ. 4195);
HALFBLOODS (see MOM Publ. 4196); and
OTHER MAGICAL CREATURES (see MOM Publ. 4295);

WHEREAS the International Statute of Secrecy of 1692 has been REPEALED in its entirety (as of 1983) (See: Current Laws of the Common Era, MOM Publ. 3926);

WHEREAS the former system of MUGGLE government has been rescinded, annulled, repealed and declared null and void (See: History of Dissolution of Parliament and the Former Office of Prime Minister, MOM Publ. 2255; Exile and Deaths of Members of So-Called Royal Family, MOM Publ. 2256);

WHEREAS for better regulation of non-SUBJECTS the MINISTRY OF MAGIC has organised subdepartments as follows:

The Department of Muggle Domestication
The Department of Squib Affairs
The Department of Purity Control;

WHEREAS the borders of the NEW UNITED KINGDOM are now protected by an impenetrable WARD to protect the PURITY of the Realm's true SUBJECTS; and

WHEREAS the LORD PROTECTOR has both the absolute right and solemn duty to arrange and direct matters, SUBJECTS, non-HUMAN animals and OTHER MAGICAL CREATURES, and powers as He may see fit to safeguard and defend the absolute PURITY of true SUBJECTS of the Realm;

May it therefore be RESOLVED that the government of the NEW UNITED KINGDOM shall direct, without let or hindrance, the following statutes and rules of law:

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this is copied with boot's own hand. more to come later

Comments

[alt_hermione]

Oh Terry - I am so sorry I got you into such horrible trouble - I feel just filthy having to read this. I'm sorry.

[alt_terry]

that's how they want you to feel

boot is sorry you got in trouble, too

partly boot's fault, too

stupid to write about the fleas

that's what he always says, that boot is imbecile

and boot is sad for you, because at least boot is used to going hungry, but you aren't so much

its really hard before you get used to it

hope to be given something to eat tomorrow or maybe the next day after that

[alt_terry]

still your friend, no matter what.

not sorry for that

[alt_hermione]

Wait a minute - I have something for you - I'll bring it by after I'm finished cleaning supper up. It'll help, I swear it will!

Anyway, you aren't an imbecile at all.