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Date: 2011-07-03 05:10 am (UTC)
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Alright.

I filched some mutton liver from the Stretton's kitchen. Mutton liver tastes foul but there's nothing like liver for anaemia. (Well, other than blood-replenishing potion. But liver is the next best thing.)

I went looking through the Stretton's books -- they don't have anything on glamours but they have loads of books on food, everything you could ever imagine doing with food. So now I have a bunch of knut-sized pieces of dried concentrated compressed shrunken liver that won't ever spoil. Eat just one at a time. When you swallow it it should sort of expand in your stomach a bit so you won't be as hungry PLUS it's liver. And if you can get it down without chewing you won't even taste it (but if you have to chew that won't mess anything up. Other than you might gag. Unless you like liver more than I do.)

DO NOT eat more than one of those liver-knuts at a sitting. You could have probably three in a day, one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. But. They expand after you eat them. If you ate them all at once you could actually MAKE YOUR STOMACH EXPLODE which would be really bad. There were all sorts of warnings about this on the spells and I thought it was worth the risk, you're not stupid.
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